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Sunday, March 31, 2013

Top 10 April Fools Jokes

Ladies and gentlemen, tomorrow is April Fools Day! You have all your pranks perfectly planned out by now, right? No?! Well never fear, because today I present to you….

The Top 10 April Fools Jokes for 2013!

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10. When someone pulls (or attempts to pull) an April Fools joke on you, chuckle quietly for a moment, as if you are really embarrassed for them. Then, calmly tell them that the date is March 31.

9. Tell your parents that you are pregnant. Be sure to print off some ultrasound pictures from Google to be extra convincing.

8. Take a nap in your roommate's bed while they are away. When discovered, look confused and tell them this has been your bed all semester.

7. Change your religious views on your Facebook profile to something that doesn't exist. Post several times about your new beliefs. Act offended when anyone claims they have never heard of your new religion.

6. Create a Facebook event for a free ice cream social. Invite all your friends. Cancel event at the end of the day.

5. In the middle of class, throw something at your professor. Immediately stare disapprovingly at the person next to you.

4. Set your Facebook relationship status to single. Don't tell your significant other why.

3. If asked to show your ID for any reason, complain loudly about how fat you look in your photo. Then ask the person ID'ing you if they agree.

2. Write a blog post promising your readers ten April Fools jokes. Only give them nine.

Well, there you have it! Happy April Fools!

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