Funny and Cute Kid Quotes 2

Here are the next ten kid quotes from my collection. Check back soon for more!


trying to get the vacuum cleaner to turn on:

me: Is this thing battery powered?

kids (ages 6 & 8): Ya, you just have to plug it in!

Hebrew workbook question: Can you think of a song that includes the word Shalom?

1st grade student response: No.

my dad: That's Sarah's car.

6-year-old: Oh, does your brother have one, too?

me: No.

6-year-old: He doesn't want one?

after getting "shot":

me: Help me!

3-year-old: I don't need help!

me: So your mom signed you up?

8-year-old: Ya, it's official! 

playing kickball:

Child: Who is batting for Bob?

Bob (age 6): I'm batting for Bob!

after finding out that I was alive for the new millennium and for 9/11:

8-year-old: Were you alive for the Titanic, too?

Me: Did you start the pushing?

10-year-old: No.

Me: Then who did?

10-year-old: …me.

At the zoo by a special exhibit displaying real animal fur:

Woman nearby: You can touch animal fur!

7-year-old: Did you hear that? You can touch animal turd!

After walking around the zoo for about an hour:

7-year-old: Whew! That was quite a long journey!

Click here to see part 1 of the kid quotes series.

Funny and Cute Kid Quotes 1

For the past several years I have kept a list of the funny things I have heard kids say. Here are the first ten. Check back soon for more!

Camper was unhappy with burnt grilled cheese sandwich his dad packed him for lunch. I told him that his dad made the sandwich with love.
Camper: No, he made it with burnt.

At the Natural History Museum:
Me: Dinosaurs laid eggs, but we don't lay eggs, do we?
Camper: No, we lay people.

playing Wii while babysitting:
6-year-old: I don't mean to brag, but… I'm really good at this!

Child walked in the door and immediately spilled glitter all of the floor.
8-year-old: I have only been here a minute and we have already had an incident!

2nd grader who just finished his workbook: OK Sarah, you can recycle this now!

2nd grader: Instead of saying Sarah, you can say fara, and then you can change fara into ferret!

2nd grader after several minutes of debate among the group: 
This is getting in control! (He meant "out of control".)

I was confused on how to get out of the massive parking lot.
1st grader: Sarah, you don't know anything!

I was talking to a girl about how the boys in my religious school class are more antsy than the girls.
6-year-old: Ya 'cause boys have to pee all the time!